Rated R

"[...]
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st,
Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st.

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee."

William Shakespeare - Sonnet 18 (1609)


"[...]
What candles may be held to speed them all?
Not in the hands of boys but in their eyes
Shall shine the holy glimmers of goodbyes.
The pallor of girls' brows shall be their pall;

Their flowers the tenderness of patient minds,
And each slow dusk a drawing-down of blinds."

Wilfred Owen - Anthem for Doomed Youth (1917)


"[...]
Rah, rah, ah, ah, ah,
Roma, roma, ma
Gaga, ooh la la
Want your bad romance"

Lady Gaga - Bad Romance (2009)


Läsare av min facebook noterar kanske att jag redan drog det här skämtet tidigare ikväll. Fuck you, isåfall.